TWO POSSIBILITIES

Temel and Dursun were talking ...

Asks Temel Dursun:

- I guess we burned if war broke out.

Let alone thought:

- There are two possibilities, he said. Either it comes out or not. If it doesn't, it's okay, if it does, there are two possibilities:

We either decay or be drafted into the army. If we decay, it is okay, if we are enlisted, there are two possibilities: Either a backward front or a forward front. It is okay if we stay on the back front, if we go forward, there are two possibilities: We either win or lose the war. It is okay if we win, if we lose there are two possibilities: we will either be captured or die. It is okay if we are captured, there are two possibilities if we die: Either bury them or send them to the paper mill.

If they bury it, it's okay, if they send it to the paper mill there are two possibilities: Either newsprint or toilet paper. No problem if we are newspaper paper, if it is toilet paper… That's when we burned Temel!

ERİK

Ramazan ayında Bektaşi'nin birini ağzında erikle görmüşler.

- Bu ne hal efendim! İftara daha çok var, demişler. Bektaşi de;

- Ben bunu ağzıma koydum ki iftara kadar yumuşasın sonra yiyeceğim, demiş.

Bektaşi'ye sormuşlar.

- Dünya öküzün boynuzlarının üstünde duruyormuş, ne diyorsun bu işe?

- Valla onu bilmem ama buna inanan öküzlerin olduğunu biliyorum, demiş.

PLUM

During Ramadan, they saw a Bektashi with plum in their mouth. - What the hell is this, sir! They said there is more to iftar. Bektashi too; - I put it in my mouth so that it softens until iftar and then I will eat it. They asked Bektashi. - The world is standing on ox horns, what do you say about this? - Well, I don't know about him, but I know there are oxen who believe in it, he said.

PAPAĞAN

Adam, papağanını gümrükten kolay geçirebilmek için bir kutuya koymuş, üstüne de "kırılacak eşya" diye yazmıştı.

Gümrük memuru yazıyı okuyunca, kutuyu şöyle bir silkelemeye başladı. Aynı anda içeriden papağanın bağırdığı duyuldu:

"Şangur şungur.. Şangur şungur.."

PARROT

The man put his parrot in a box so that it could pass through customs easily, and he wrote on it "items to break". When the customs officer read the article, he started to shake the box like this. At the same time, the parrot was heard shouting from inside: "Shanghai shung .. Shanghai shungi .."

“Hocaya sormuşlar;

— Hocam, bir rivayete göre Çaylak denilen hayvan altı ay erkek olurmuş, altı ay ise dişi; doğru mudur?

— Valla, demiş, bu suale hakkıyla cevap verebilmek için bir yıl çaylak olmak gerek!”

“Hoca'ya sormuşlar:

— Evlendiğinde kaç yaşındaydın?

— Ne bileyim, demiş, o zamanlar aklım başımda mıydı sanki.”

"Bektaşi'nin biri her gün kasabada 'Her şey Allah'tan', 'Her şey Allah'tan' diye mırıldanarak dolaşır dururmuş. Bir gün kasabanın serseri delikanlılarından biri yine böyle mırıldanarak dolaşmakta olan Bektaşi'ye arkasından sessizce yaklaşmış, ensesine okkalı bir şaplak atmış. Canı fena halde yanan Bektaşi'nin pür hiddet dönüp kendisine ters ters baktığını görünce;

- Öyle ne bakıyorsun baba erenler demiş, hani her şey Allah'tandı.

- Tabii demiş Bektaşi, her şey Allah'tan da ben hangi deyyusu aracı ettiğine bakıyorum."

“They asked the teacher;

- According to a rumor, the animal called Rookie was male for six months and female for six months; is it true?

- Well, he said, it takes a year to be a rookie to properly answer this question! "

“They asked Hodja:

- How old were you when you got married?

- How can I know? He said, as if I was on my mind back then. "

"A Bektashi used to walk around the town every day, murmuring 'Everything is from God' and 'Everything is from Allah'. One day, one of the town's hooligan lads approached the Bektashi, who was still muttering like that, behind his back, a smack on the neck. When he saw that the Bektashi, whose life was badly burned, turned in pure anger and glared at him;

- What are you looking at, the father said, "Everything was from God."

- Of course, Bektashi said, everything is from Allah, and I see what statement I mean. "

AĞAÇLARADAN GÖREMİYORUM

  

Temelle Dursun ormanda yürüyorlar.Bir ara Temel Dursuna sesleniyor :  

-Dursun ormanın güzelliğine bak.  

Dursun:  

-Ağaçlardan göremiyorumki.

I CAN'T SEE FROM THE TREES :D

Temelle Dursun is walking in the forest and at one time calls out to Temel Dursun: Stop and look at the beauty of the forest. Let: -I can't see through the trees.

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Temel got money out of the lottery one day. In Temel, he buried all the money in the ground. It says "there is no money here" on the soil. He read the article in Dursun. He took all the money. He also wrote an article saying "Let him get the money out of here" ...

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JOKE

One day the presidents of Carlsberg, Miller, Tuborg and Efes Pilsen went to the barbecue. When the waitress came, they said one by one;

- I'm taking Carlsberg.

I want big Miller.

- I will drink Tuborg.

As for the chairman of Efes Pilsen,

- I'll have a Coke. said. The waiter asked, "Why did you ask Efes Pilsen?"

- Nobody was drinking beer, so I said do not do it. said.

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