“They asked the teacher;

- According to a rumor, the animal called Rookie was male for six months and female for six months; is it true?

- Well, he said, it takes a year to be a rookie to properly answer this question! "

“They asked Hodja:

- How old were you when you got married?

- How can I know? He said, as if I was on my mind back then. "

"A Bektashi used to walk around the town every day, murmuring 'Everything is from God' and 'Everything is from Allah'. One day, one of the town's hooligan lads approached the Bektashi, who was still muttering like that, behind his back, a smack on the neck. When he saw that the Bektashi, whose life was badly burned, turned in pure anger and glared at him;

- What are you looking at, the father said, "Everything was from God."

- Of course, Bektashi said, everything is from Allah, and I see what statement I mean. "