Love is one long sweet dream, but marriage is the alarm clock.


Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man asks, “And how would you do that?”

The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and screams, “What are you doing?”

The woman answers, “I’m a light bulb.”

The boss then adds, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man begins to follow her and the boss shouts, “Where are you going?”

The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”